It’s not foreign.
It’s not exotic.
It’s not even out of state.
There are a million tunnels underneath it!
It’s full of humans in costumes.
I want to go to Disneyland. I want to go to Disneyland for the Halloween festivities.
Which is very strange and altogether very unlike me. You remember I don’t like crowds and lines.
Did you know that the first time my parents took me to Disneyland as a toddler it freaked me out so badly that I wouldn’t stop crying? So my parents packed me back into the car and simply drove home (8 hours north).
But still, this nagging desire to go to Disneyland persists.
I will brave the lines! I will put up with the crowds of pesky people! I will ride Pirates of the Caribbean at least a dozen times. And Space Mountain. And buy over-priced churros and maybe even a sweat shirt! UGH.
I think it’s due to the stupid TV commercials for Disneyland at Halloween. They popped onto my television screen and like a crack-whore I was hooked. I thought subliminal messaging was illegal?
Yes, today I want to go to Disneyland.
Did you hear the joke about the two Blondes driving to Disneyland?
Well, they’d driven all day and finally reached Southern California. They saw a sign that said “Disneyland Left.”
So they turned around and went home.
Bahahahahahahaha! Get it?
Random, I know. Much like my crazy random desire to head to the Land of D.
Where do you want to be today?